2 comments Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Today I learned the valuable lesson "If you can't beat 'em...join 'em."  We were reading The Crucible this morning, and I was giving valuable instruction.  Then I notice some whispering, some snickering, and pages flipping.  What could possibly be so interesting in these ancient literature books?  Please see the image attached to this post.  THAT...is Gwendolyn Brooks, celebrated poet.  Note that Gwendolyn is a female.  Also note that Gwendolyn (in an even more masculine photo in the lit book) looks like our classmate Nate. 

Now in my first few years of teaching, I would have reprimanded the children for being off task and for making my job more difficult.  This year?  I asked them what page they were on, laughed hysterically, and proceeded to peruse, along with the class, other ridiculously out-of-date photos throughout the book for a good 5 minutes.   Were they off task?  Uh...yeah.  But did I win them over?  Absolutely. 

2 comments Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I'm currently watching a class of 40 kids view Gone With the Wind, 90% for the first time.  For those of you who don't know, I teach a film class on top of my regular and honors junior English classes.  (I know, what do I know about film?)  I show them a wide-variety of films, but I feel I would be remiss if I didn't show the great Scarlett/Rhett epic. The kids always whine, though so few have seen it I don't know why it warrants that reaction.  They only know it's 16,000 hours long and OLD.  They're just not used to movies with overatures and intermissions.     Kids these days.

The funny part?  All 40 of these teenagers are completely unable to take their eyes off the screen.  Seriously.  I'm watching it happen RIGHT NOW.  And it happens every semester I show it.  It's

hilarious to watch these Emo and skater kids try not to smile.  Who can keep from smiling when Rhett tells Scarlett she "needs to be kissed and often and by someone who knows how"? 

I want to taunt them:  "Don't smile little Emo kid..."  But then they'll realize someone actually knows they are watching...and maybe even enjoying it.

3 comments Wednesday, September 9, 2009

I have a friend who consistently asks me, "How does our future look?" instead of asking how teaching is going.  My answer usually depends on the day -- thus the blog.  One day particularly stands out.  We'll call him Doug.  Watch for Doug's future installments.

Doug was in my regular 11th grade a few years ago, but after a few days in, I began questioning this placement.  Here is Doug's essay on how "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" qualifies as a Romantic work.  I will type it as he wrote it, wishing only for a scanned version to further illustrate.  It's a good thing I showed them Disney's version (featuring the great Bing Crosby), or this kid would have had no hope at all:

Essay Question
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

     The archetypes of "sleepy hollow" helps the reader to understand what the characters in the story look and act like.
     
     An example of a photogenic thought of the character The Headless horse man, well you know that this man has no head because he is a headless horseman, It's kind of common sence there, and he is wearing all black with a black long cape, the horse that this man is riding pictures ones mind that it would be a black horse infact a stalion.
     In "Sleep Hollow" there is a gal that all the men are after she has blonde hair and has a very nice figure.  The men try as hard as they can to get her attention.  She wears a blue skirt and a white button up blouse.

     The Sleepy Hollow gang is always drinking with the boys and in the story it describes them all to be out of shape and on the heavy side.  The sleepy Hollow gang never really sleeps.

     The archetypes of "sleepy Hollow" helped the reader to understand and have a good memory of what the characters look and act like.

And yes, he earned a high school diploma.  And never set foot on an actual short bus. 


6 comments Friday, September 4, 2009


Dear Reader,
I instigated this blog a few months ago, planning to use my summer to share my most humorous teaching anecdotes to date. Then this fear overtook me: Why must the first post have so much pressure to be amazing? It probably doesn't, but then again, most of you know me. I also have an intense fear that, because I'm an English teacher, if I make a grammatical or even a stylistic error, I may be burned in effigy.

And so I begin today because I have something to say.

If you haven't heard, there is quite a frenzy here in Utah concerning Obama giving a speech to students on Tuesday. Wow. Parents are up in arms that their kids might be subjected to our president's liberalism. I don't know about you, but I remember listening to presidents that my parents didn't agree with, but if our president was speaking, we sure wanted to hear what he had to say, if only to spark debate and -- oh, I don't know -- democracy. What are these parents afraid of? That he might tell our students to work hard and stay in school? Damn those liberal elitists!

So today, our principal got on the intercom. She informed the students what was coming Tuesday. As teachers, we have to email her ASAP to tell her if we are showing the speech. Then we had to send a runner down to the office to pick up an excusal form for all students whose parents won't want them to see it. We must provide an alternative assignment.

A funny aside, I show Kennedy, Reagan, and King speeches later in the year and have done so for a few years now. Should I be getting excusal forms for those?

So there it is: first post -- check! I hope that this will be a lot funnier and less political in the future.